Hot Pie, King of Pastry

My name is Hot Pie, of Houses Hot and Pie. An orphan boy from King`s Landing. Companion of Arry and Gendry. I like baking pies and my dream is to win Masterchef: Westeros and starr in a show named Hot Pie Boss on TLC Westeros. Wish me luck!

theshewolfofwinterfell:

hotpiekingofpastry:

theshewolfofwinterfell:

*looks at the pie* I… nah, I’ll die in the morning if I eat that, too.

*kind of scared* Please don`t beat me!

*rolls her eyes* I’m not going to beat you, Hot Pie. When have I ever done that? … except for that one time?

That one time! You almost killed me! I miss Lommy*sigh*