I loved you guys and thank you for RPing with me, following me or sending me questions. And sorry I ruined Hot Pie. I tried to be funny. But don`t worry, you can still find me ruining the White Walkers on Steve the White Walker. I`ll leave the blog as it is:D
Well, you see, you seem like a strong girl, who likes to be independent and stuff…and you can fight and I bet no man can tell you what to do…
There is no “seem” about it. I am. [Asha sighs, rubbing her eyes.] Where are you going with this, Pie? What do you want?
He approaches her shyly. “Well, can you tell me how I can win the heart of a girl who is kind of like you?” he whispers and hopes no one heard him.
Cersei Lannister Daenerys Targaryen Learn Dornish Mushroom Pie Recipe
Practice for Masterchef: Westeros
Have Arry and Gendry taste my pies
Buy new shoes with the money from The Hound
Take care of mine and Cersei Lannister`s imaginary child
Buy 20 pounds of cherries (URGENT)
Have Gendry read to me “Beauty and the Beast”
theshewolfofwinterfell said: UNCLE EDMURE!!! What the hell?!
It`s okay, he`s teaching me new things! He`s your uncle?! *shocked*
Yes, he is my uncle. *facepalms* Hot Pie… uncle gets a bit enthusiastic sometimes. Just ignore him, okay?
Uh… you are friends with the virgin pie kid? …Arya, you weren’t paying attention to what I was telling him, right?
Hot Pie will get laid! Sometime…
“LOL FEELINGS FOR CERSEI AND HOT PIE! OMG THEIR CHILD WOULD BE THE STALLION WHO WILL MOUNT THE WORLD.”
“Hot Pie’s real face is handsome and perfect. HE IS A TARGARYEN!!!”- Hot Pie is actually a Faceless Man sent to take the Iron Throne. Also, he is Daemon Blackfyre
In the end, a black plague will kill everyone, except those who have eaten Hot Pies`s pies, because you become immortal after tasting them. Arya and Gendry already have.
“Patchface first of His name, the Regent King awaiting for King Hot Pie.”
”OMG Hot Pie`s special weapon against the WW is Dragon Bread (bread cooked with dragon fire).”
“HOT PIE WILL BE THE NEXT KING AND HODOR WILL BE HIS HAND.”
Hot Pie is actually Azor Ahai
*Fangirling sessions with donttrustlittlefinger*