Hot Pie, King of Pastry

Just a note telling you that I`m not using this blog anymore.

I loved you guys and thank you for RPing with me, following me or sending me questions. And sorry I ruined Hot Pie. I tried to be funny. But don`t worry, you can still find me ruining the White Walkers on Steve the White Walker. I`ll leave the blog as it is:D

posted 9 months ago with 2 notes

You don`t value the comfort of a bed until you lose it. I`m tired of the feeling of cold wet ground beneath me.
posted 9 months ago

Even if I`m a stupid boy, I like my bitches smart.

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posted 9 months ago

When I Iook at Gendry, I remember one of my mother’s favourite sayings: ” It’s not the dough that matters. It’s the filling that is important.” My dough may be overcooked, but my filling is delicious once you start to know me.
posted 9 months ago with 1 note

theironkraken:

hotpiekingofpastry replied to your post: May I ask you a question, m’lady?
Well, you see, you seem like a strong girl, who likes to be independent and stuff…and you can fight and I bet no man can tell you what to do…

There is no “seem” about it. I am. [Asha sighs, rubbing her eyes.] Where are you going with this, Pie? What do you want?

He approaches her shyly. “Well, can you tell me how I can win the heart of a girl who is kind of like you?” he whispers and hopes no one heard him.


Tell me one of your secrets and I`ll reward you with pie

posted 11 months ago


To Do List:

Cersei Lannister

Daenerys Targaryen


Learn Dornish Mushroom Pie Recipe

Practice for Masterchef: Westeros

Have Arry and Gendry taste my pies

Buy new shoes with the money from The Hound

Take care of mine and Cersei Lannister`s imaginary child

Buy 20 pounds of cherries (URGENT)

Have Gendry read to me “Beauty and the Beast”

posted 11 months ago with 3 notes

lordtully:

theshewolfofwinterfell:

hotpiekingofpastry:

theshewolfofwinterfell said: UNCLE EDMURE!!! What the hell?!

It`s okay, he`s teaching me new things! He`s your uncle?! *shocked*

Yes, he is my uncle. *facepalms* Hot Pie… uncle gets a bit enthusiastic sometimes. Just ignore him, okay?

Uh… you are friends with the virgin pie kid? …Arya, you weren’t paying attention to what I was telling him, right?

Hot Pie will get laid! Sometime… Volunteers? 


“LOL FEELINGS FOR CERSEI AND HOT PIE! OMG THEIR CHILD WOULD BE THE STALLION WHO WILL MOUNT THE WORLD.”

“Hot Pie’s real face is handsome and perfect. HE IS A TARGARYEN!!!”- Hot Pie is actually a Faceless Man sent to take the Iron Throne. Also, he is Daemon Blackfyre

In the end, a black plague will kill everyone, except those who have eaten Hot Pies`s pies, because you become immortal after tasting them. Arya and Gendry already have.

“Patchface first of His name, the Regent King awaiting for King Hot Pie.” 

 ”OMG Hot Pie`s special weapon against the WW is Dragon Bread (bread cooked with dragon fire).” 

“HOT PIE WILL BE THE NEXT KING AND HODOR WILL BE HIS HAND.”

Hot Pie is actually Azor Ahai

*Fangirling sessions with donttrustlittlefinger*

posted 11 months ago with 8 notes