Hot Pie, King of Pastry

theshewolfofwinterfell:

hotpiekingofpastry:

theshewolfofwinterfell

That’s good. Because I don’t care. At all. About his stupid face or… or… *huffs* I just don’t care.

Or about his perfect Adonis body, right?

……………………………..

*gulp* But… he does have a great body… but it only matters what`s inside it…


theshewolfofwinterfell

That’s good. Because I don’t care. At all. About his stupid face or… or… *huffs* I just don’t care.

Or about his perfect Adonis body, right?


theshewolfofwinterfell:

hotpiekingofpastry:

theshewolfofwinterfell:

Yeah, let’s do this! … well, you know, except when we get to Winterfell. Then I’ll have my mother and my brothers, too.

But… but… we will still be friends, right? *feels a sadness deep inside of him*

Of course! And we’ll be in Winterfell together, all safe and warm. Gendry can go spend his time with squids in that stupid, poor island they come from for all I care. Because I don’t care at all. I don’t!

Oh, Winterfell *starts thinking about how he will be able to live in such a cold place* Gendry`s not worthy of you! He doesn`t even deserve your hate!


theshewolfofwinterfell:

hotpiekingofpastry:

theshewolfofwinterfell

Yeah!! He’s stupid anyway! *glares* What’s that supposed to mean? I will! I have a sword.

 Uhm, right… How could I forget? You always threaten to kill me with it… Yeah, we don`t need Gendry! We`ll always have each other! 

Yeah, let’s do this! … well, you know, except when we get to Winterfell. Then I’ll have my mother and my brothers, too.

But… but… we will still be friends, right? *feels a sadness deep inside of him*


theshewolfofwinterfell

Yeah!! He’s stupid anyway! *glares* What’s that supposed to mean? I will! I have a sword.

 Uhm, right… How could I forget? You always threaten to kill me with it… Yeah, we don`t need Gendry! We`ll always have each other! 


He’s friends with a Greyjoy now! A GREYJOY! That family burnt my home. *sniffs and folds her arms* We’re not talking to him again.

That traitor! HOW dare he? I ALWAYS KNEW HE WOULD BETRAY US! HE LOOKED TOO GOOD TO BE LEGIT! *starts cursing* Oh, wait, if Gendry`s gone, who will protect us?

posted 9 months ago with 11 notes

theshewolfofwinterfell-deactiva asked: "HOT PIE! You're my new best friend now because Gendry is a TRAITOR!"

Why? What did he do? *inside happy dancing*

posted 9 months ago with 1 note

theshewolfofwinterfell:

hotpiekingofpastry replied to your post: It wasn`t me! It`s not like I have a huge crush on you or something… I mean, you`re not like incredibly beautiful and it`s not like I`d bake you a thousand pies everyday. Pfff

I don`t know… I bet a gorgeous girl like you has a lot of pie-baking admirers…

……………………… what are you on about, stupid? Are you playing a prank on me with Gendry? I’ll cut you.

*gulp* No, we`re not… Just saying the truth…


theshewolfofwinterfell:

hotpiekingofpastry replied to your post: Can we slow down a bit? My legs hurt!

You don`t need to be so mean! NO MORE PIE FOR YOU!

*pisses himself*


theshewolfofwinterfell:

hotpiekingofpastry replied to your post: AAAAAAAARRRRYYYYAAA!!!

Nothing. I just wanted to say “hi”… Are we there yet?

….. No. No, we’re not there yet. Do you see a castle surrounded by rivers? No? So this is not Riverrun. *glares* Maybe you should’ve stayed in Harrenhal.

*he`s hurt and starts crying*